AN AD 4 A SERIAL DATER
ATTENTION !
A friend of mine, MALE, 27, KL-based is seeking for awek cuns in Klang Valley. He offers great diners together (candlelights are not guaranteed), walk by the beach in a very classic mode style (my guess it has to be Morib) and lotsa fun going to concerts and brit-pop gigs. Do not fear if you are not Joss Stone or Kathleen McPhee look-alike, as long as you are cun and endowed with...err...great personality. A Scorpio (or scorpion), he is into music, healthy lifestyle and beers. I cannot guarantee a long lasting relationship but as fas as I am concern, you are in for some good time with mind boggling no-nonsense frank retorts that you have to be ready for. He is not a person to praise you on your first date together but rest assured, it is better for him to be silent than start saying something about your dress. He thinks he is developing some abs, but you girls tell me what you think about this. I might add on this note, he might be suffering from mild cases of delusion. Coming from the almost extinct species of stubborn independent Malay man, he doesn't take gifts nor favours, so in that sense he is suitable for those looking for a budget boyfriend. A self-acclaimed spokeperson for Arsenal, he wants to convert any organism that pass his way into Gunners supporters. He is a great listener because he has big ears and a huge fan (if not the model) of protein shake.
Anyone interested, do e-mail me, leave your comments or call me (my close single desperate friends lar).
P/S- I am thinking of setting up a matchmaking agency if this ad works fine :)
Anyone interested, do e-mail me, leave your comments or call me (my close single desperate friends lar).
P/S- I am thinking of setting up a matchmaking agency if this ad works fine :)
posted by GEE at 8:14 AM
8 Comments:
how do i send in my biodata? video perhaps? :)
i'd like to look a woman who can handle a broke, unemployed, on the verge of bankcruptcy and insanity, thinks too much, fidgets like a junkie (oh well, he IS a junkie), drinks like the Queen Mother, holds Homer Simpson at a much higher altar than god, eats like a pig, losing his hair, waist bulging, Maggi-mee eating, pathetic, bitchy, whiny and thinks of platonic relationships as the savior to mankind.
can, eh?
mike,
can i be the candidate? ;)
coz i also think platonic relationship is the savior of mankind :).
xarra,
i don't think he is really desperate, but just plain cheeky :).
betul tak, yogurt?
gee,
previous experiences taught me two things: 1) stay away from women with LLBs, and 2) stay away from married women with LLBs.
:)
mikey,
its a big loss man to stay away from woman with LLBs..they are lethal and sexy! :)
platonic relationships are fine! i think its even better than a real relationship at times.
gee my IM: erna_dyanty@yahoo.co.uk
am always open for a platonic one. got one already, need to find more!
"they are lethal and sexy! :)"
tell me about it. how else would i know who the hell clarence darrow was, or what the hell is the doctrine of fundamental breach, or what the hell ratio decidendi is.
they're such in a hurry that they'd leave their notes and books and folders and sometimes underwear (tee hee) underneath my bed.
haha.
well i made that up. they never left any undies, tho.
hi mata 4,
thanks baby, bole lah kita bitch about life yeak or Menj even, in private..heheheh.I have one platonic relationship too and treasured it like hell...
mike, see how lethal are the infos they supplied u with? Even I am hazy about Clarence Darrow ;)
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